May 2013
Media: Look at all of these unachievable, impossible beauty standards that girls and women should be expected to meet!
Magazines: This week - a dozen articles about why your appearance is flawed and inadequate and what you need to do to fix it!
Advertising industry: You need to buy this new, expensive product to fix physical imperfections you didn't even know you had!
Society: Girls need to be thin but curvy, innocent but also good in bed, assertive but not bitchy, good cooks, and don't even think about expressing a dissenting opinion. But if you just agree with everything a man says you're a doormat.
Peers: Ugh, she's so fat. Did you hear about that girl who slept with the entire basketball team? What a whore.
Guys: Why don't girls know how to take compliments?
Everyone: Just be yourself and everything will be fine!
dt-rex:
jaredhower:
my problem isn’t that my favorite fictional characters aren’t real, it’s that i’m not fictional
Why is this so fucking accurate
unapologeticfatty:
myqueersexytime:
Sometimes I feel ugly. Sometimes I hate my weight. Sometimes I just hate myself.
And that’s okay. I embrace those negative feelings.
Body positivity is a process.
Body positivity is not a linear journey.
I say this often but it’s important to say and hear.
Body positivity is not a linear journey. Some days will be easier than others.
You can feel...
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
tripnskip:
s-tark:
where is tony stark to buy tumblr back from yahoo
He’s busy arguing with Pepper about 12% of Tumblr.
gayzio:
tatterdemalionvulpine:
gayzio:
In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”
what the fuck did you just say about my mom
“Alcohol is free.”
– River dancing Greek men (via elusivist)
Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
221b-sherlock:
radioactinc:
patbee:
i just saw this picture of shrek
and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob
tears are coming out of my eyes
that’ll do donkey
that’ll do
YOU RUINED MY CHILD HOOD
ser-merlin-of-valyria:
prensesay:
merryminions:
ser-merlin-of-valyria:
i hope you realize that in exactly 24 hours most european countries will be at war with each other
forget about shipping wars
tumblr will be flooded by ‘my-country’s-song-is-the-best-you-little-shits’ wars
I can’t wait!
Remember when last year Turkey made a song about shipping and Tumblr nearly broke?
Turkey made...
jensen-butt:
the supernatural fandom right now:
the supernatural fandom to the rest of tumblr:
tumbler-teen:
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
antiquity-dreams:
drkarayua:
krypto-the-hellhound:
saltyfeathers:
The first scene of s9 should be a montage of a bunch of angels fucking normal shit up.
maybe they’re the ones on all those infomercials
Fucking angels.
yourbones:
somegirlnamedkaitlyn:
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
frostingpeetaswounds:
timelordxvictorious15:
daisygatsbys:
do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with
that sounds like a boring tv show considering all i do for 6 hours straight is sit on my ass and refresh my tumblr page
officialdogblog:
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
pure-purgatory:
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
hahaha
cas making things fall
soooo funny
doctorbaggins:
My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and...
I NEED TO CALM DOWN.
majorsarcasm19:
pudding-for-hiddles:
THERE WAS A MAN ON BBC NEWS CALLED DR JOHN HOLMES.
DR.
JOHN.
HOLMES.
Well someone’s parents shipped it like Fedex.
carryon-my-wayward-moose:
audreygolightly13:
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selflubricatinganus:
High-schoolers complaining about teachers doing their job