Ich will jeden Herzschlag kontrollieren.

gayzio: tatterdemalionvulpine: gayzio: In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:47:29 -0600

tatterdemalionvulpine:

gayzio:

In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.

“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”

what the fuck did you just say about my mom

"Alcohol is free."

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:28:44 -0600

“Alcohol is free.”

- River dancing Greek men (via elusivist)

alwaysssomewhere: Lordi - Hard Rock Hallelujah (Finland) 2006...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:16:51 -0600

alwaysssomewhere:

Lordi - Hard Rock Hallelujah (Finland) 2006 Eurovision Song Contest Winner

thatsplenty: GREECE WAS ROBBED

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:09:27 -0600

thatsplenty:

GREECE WAS ROBBED

kiwibutt: kyleehenke: scribblenauts: the dangerous effects of...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:56:54 -0600

kiwibutt:

kyleehenke:

scribblenauts:

the dangerous effects of not wearing a bra

ah yes my spirit animal

total cutie

Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:53:48 -0600

Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING

221b-sherlock: radioactinc: patbee: i just saw this picture of shrek and i’m laughing because...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:23:03 -0600

221b-sherlock:

radioactinc:

patbee:

i just saw this picture of shrek

and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob

tears are coming out of my eyes

that’ll do donkey

that’ll do

YOU RUINED MY CHILD HOOD

ser-merlin-of-valyria: prensesay: merryminions: ser-merlin-of-valyria: i hope you realize that...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:21:47 -0600

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

prensesay:

merryminions:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

i hope you realize that in exactly 24 hours most european countries will be at war with each other

forget about shipping wars

tumblr will be flooded by ‘my-country’s-song-is-the-best-you-little-shits’ wars

I can’t wait!

Remember when last year Turkey made a song about shipping and Tumblr nearly broke?

Turkey made a song about shipping?!

i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: Has this been done yet?

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:21:04 -0600

i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and:

Has this been done yet?

castiel-counts-deans-freckles: thebrokenhunterandhisbrokenangel:...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:19:49 -0600

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

thebrokenhunterandhisbrokenangel:

I literally cannot wait for West to find this in 10 years time.

I really don’t think he’ll be that shocked.

jensen-butt: the supernatural fandom right now: the supernatural fandom to the rest of tumblr:

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:18:39 -0600

jensen-butt:

the supernatural fandom right now:

the supernatural fandom to the rest of tumblr:

tardisblue-alphared: im crying because did disney miss the part...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:18:05 -0600

tardisblue-alphared:

im crying because did disney miss the part where she DIDNT WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THE CEREMONY IN THE MOVIE? NO? OK WERE GONNA IGNORE THAT.

69shadesofgray: i can’t stop laughing

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:17:04 -0600

69shadesofgray:

i can’t stop laughing

tumbler-teen: who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:14:45 -0600

tumbler-teen:

who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.

antiquity-dreams: drkarayua: krypto-the-hellhound: saltyfeathers: The first scene of s9 should...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:13:02 -0600

antiquity-dreams:

drkarayua:

krypto-the-hellhound:

saltyfeathers:

The first scene of s9 should be a montage of a bunch of angels fucking normal shit up.

maybe they’re the ones on all those infomercials

Fucking angels.

yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:11:57 -0600

yourbones:

somegirlnamedkaitlyn:

My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?

Nailed it.

sam-the-sasquatch: pineappledean: kyriebitches: myenochianange...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:11:25 -0600

sam-the-sasquatch:

pineappledean:

kyriebitches:

myenochianangel:

Too soon?

Little bit. Yeah.

thegirlthatsaysstuff: Team We’ve all been to Hell A moment of...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:05:14 -0600

thegirlthatsaysstuff:

Team We’ve all been to Hell

A moment of appreciation for HOW FUCKING TINY MEG IS.

frostingpeetaswounds: timelordxvictorious15: daisygatsbys: do you ever wonder if people could...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:00:38 -0600

frostingpeetaswounds:

timelordxvictorious15:

daisygatsbys:

do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with

that sounds like a boring tv show considering all i do for 6 hours straight is sit on my ass and refresh my tumblr page

officialdogblog: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:58:57 -0600

officialdogblog:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due